Ahoy thar mateys! Here I be outside of the Michael Ashcroft building in Chelmsford.

I voyaged there with G as he was doing one of them thar conference thingies. A chappie gave what was called a keynote speech (no idea what that is -surely keys go in locks like on my sea chest?)

He was also going on about digital natives. Well the only natives I ever came across were either friendly (arh Hawaii!) or like the day when we went ashore to fill our casks with fresh water and the next we knew spears and poisoned darts were whizzin past our ears!