Wot a bloomin great onion! I never seen one the size it before in all me days I'll tell 'ee.
I reckon I could make stew to last a month with this beauty!

Me an G stayed over at an hotel in Sutton Coldfield for one of them thar e-larnin thingies.
You know that it addles me old noggin all that computin stuff but I did enjoy the loverly lake me hearties!

Here I be beside the Lake at this here place of learnin which be named the University of Aston.
Old G a told me that when he was a lad that he stood guard on many a Sunday while they were a buildin parts of it!


Arr! Just the right kind of shipmate to have when at sea I'll tell 'eee!

A fine lookin mouser and a stout drinkin companion!